Dagwood Bumstead Sandwich

Yield: 1 Servings
Categories: Sandwiches
3lgOnions
1Head lettuce
4Tomatoes, sliced
1Lobster tail
1Eagle talon
1Fish (pref.2-days old)
1Pot spaghetti Cold and gooey
1lbBacon (cooked?)
1Meatloaf
1Ham
1Fried egg (over easy)
1String of sausages
1Mayonnaise, gallon
1Jar of pickle relish
1Tin of sardine in oil
1Bottle of ketchup
1Bottle Sweet mustard
1Hot mustard
1Loaf Bread
Assorted cheese
Assorted vegetables
Assorted olives
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